Johnny Neptune's Earth Mission: SAVE THE SEX

Accountably and amply assfirst around the abyss---together we do go---into enlightenment, super-powered excitement, loving and laughing in The Show. Relax, take it easy, Neptune here, to do a bit of your erotic, philosophic heavy lifting. Come, come, warm your buns; be near, see clear---THE CARNAL KALEIDOSCOPIC SEX SUN. I command and shine for thee: The Craziest Best Sex on Earth.

Monday, July 14, 2014

DR. FREELOVE! DR. FREELOVE!

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☮️ ☮️ ☮️ ☮️ ☮️ " Dr. Freelove , Dr. Freelove , set us free--- we want super-powered lover ment : for our own bodies ! " Th...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012

THE MIGHTY MASTURBATION MANIFESTO: THE ORIGINAL BIRTH CONTROL

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Mature women of Earth ! , I come in peace. NEWSFLASH : Johnny Neptune spontaneously tsunamis the next great Women's Revolution, the ...
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WELCOME!, Earthmates. You are now nearing the orbit of a most strange, bright, and incredible world. Only the HORNY, BRAVE, and WISE will be able to land, while all others will wobble, skid, and slip past, back out into ... the dark. SEX IS DEAD. SEX IS DEAD! SEX IS DEAD!!! Y-O-U-R SEX, that is. Or should be. Why? Because it's slowly killing you: YOUR SPIRIT. With the ever present stress of being on guard for unkind bugs (STDs, HIV) and unwanted pregnancies. By having to deal with ungenerous, jabbing, jangling jolts of jealousy. By being unable to satisfy your most deepest sexual fantasies. Old-fashioned, in-out, FLUID-SWAPPING sexual intercourse is so very ... 20th century. New times, the Galactic Age, demands NEW SEX---INTELLIGENT SEX. Well, congrats, carnal cousins, cuz it's available right here, right now. For your careful, conscientious consideration, my quasi-constitutional cluster of cultural theories. Fly wisely, greatest lovers---fly, fly, FLY! We be breakin free ... of a near primitive sexuality. Copyright © 2012 by Johnny Neptune lovegov@protonmail.com
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